When you realize that someone bought a pink princess castle for Gerard
its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
IS THIS TRUE????
As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED
damn u gonna die son
I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…
*sign written in random alleys near my house.*
I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.
As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.
OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU
YOU LIKE D&D
YOU CANT SWIM
YOU CANT DANCE
AND YOU DONT KNOW KARATE
YOURE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
I DONT WANNA MAKE IT
I JUST WANNA
SUCK FRANKS DICK